'I've been called out, cuckolded, castrated, but I survived. I am covered in urine and excrement but I'm alive. And there's a white flag in my pocket never to be unfurled. Though with their hands 'round my ankles, they bring me down for another swirl. And they tell me, “Take it easy buddy - it's not the end of the world”.'
-Titus Andronicus ‘A Pot In Which To Piss’-